+Reality's Plastic Equivlent+

Hey SVA!

2006-09-29T14:16:06Z

I got these books ya see, and I would like to get them off my back... So...If anybody needs Caligula, Les Miserables, or Pa Chins Family, drop me a line...

KILL! KILL! KILL!

2006-05-16T14:47:30Z

Yeah so... Saturday night I was doing some laundry at 1am at the 24hour laundry mat down the block waiting for Fred to get home from work. I put my stuff in the dryer and went back to my apartment because I didn't feel like waiting an hour in that field of florescent lights and whirly machines. At about 2am I headed out again, got nice clean blankets and started to walk back home... On my way I pass my car which is parked right on 4th Ave. right next to my apartment building, I say "Hi Car!" like always, but something is different. My passenger side window looks like it's open, I walk over and see the ground covered in glass. Yeah. Bingo. Some fucks smashed in my window and robbed my car. Fuckin' awesome right. I look in and everything from inside my glove compartment and center consoled is strewn about mixed with piles of broken glass and the side of my car door is pride open. The new monster cable that I just bought to hook up my ipod to my stereo, (which cost me a nice $90.00 bucks) is gone along with my emergency gas money, spiky change purse, and a few other things here and there. Yeah so, im REAL mad. I call the cops and wait 45mins in the cold till they roll up only to have them tell me there’s pretty much nothing they can do. Then they ask me if I have some place I could put my car... “Hmmmm? Oh yeah, lemme just go put it in my garage.” YOU FUCKIN’ MORONS!!!! I LIVE IN BROOKLYN!! IF I HAD A SAFE PLACE TO PUT IT DON’T YOU THINK THAT IT WOULDA BEEN THERE!?!?!?!” i HATE pigs. Luckily the shit-heads that broke into my car were to stupid to pop the trunk so they didn’t get ahold of my new compound bow. (which I rushed in my apt. before the cops arrived.) So.... I spend the rest of the night being pissed off, hating anything that moved. In the morning I had to drive out to LI for Mothers Day minus one window, with no tunes, an tons of tiny lil pieces of glass all over the place.

mmmm... candy....

2005-09-30T10:02:16Z

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
everyonefallss goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as toaster .
2_sharp gives you 18 teal cherry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
lesya_god_me gives you 9 mauve tropical-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
no_onecares tricks you! You get an eraser.
pixyindustry gives you 5 tan cola-flavoured gumdrops.
smilingcruelty gives you 11 brown banana-flavoured nuggets.
thepokadot gives you 8 orange lime-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
xdownwardspiral gives you 19 brown peach-flavoured gumdrops.
everyonefallss ends up with 70 pieces of candy, and an eraser.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

It is so like Kris to give me an eraser.... jerk.

everyonefallss @ 2005-07-18T12:44:00

2005-07-18T16:45:52Z

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Sting-rays are the puppies of the sea.

2005-06-12T04:18:23Z

Nemo is real, and he now lives in an Aquarium...Lionfish are way cool.Really scary, but still yummy with melted butter.Frogs are always cute. Even when their not.Emu's? Ew no.Little red crawfish have long whiskers.Didn't my bird have a cuttle bone to chew on?An Octopus can be straight, or curly!Look! She's waving! (They do that ya know...)My lill' sis petting the sting-rays. It was totally worth having your hands smell like sardines for the rest of the afternoon.♥

So the following is what I've learned in Aquariums:

- I want a string-ray as a pet. Now.

- Fish are dumb. Pretty, but dumb.

- Sea lions have external ears, Seals don't. Sea lions can also dance and love to make out
with humans.

- Horse-shoe crabs, still gross.

- Sting-rays also love to be pet and make loud slurping sound when trying to eat dead fish
out of your hands

- Cuttelfish, NOT cuddly. (Creepy and Slimy? Yes. Cuddly? No.)

- You can never get a good picture of an Octopus, no how much baby-talk you speak to
them. (And I also want one as a pet.)

Woo! Toga! Toga!

2005-03-08T16:31:10Z

Take the quiz: "what kind of drunk are you?"

crazy drunk
you're the one everyone likes to watch get drunk but usually runs away from when you go too far!

New Years @ Sweens.... Sooo fun... So fucked up....

2005-01-12T19:46:03Z

Watch for the stinger...

2004-12-08T22:21:58Z

You are 93% Scorpio

\m/ Fuck Yeah! \m/

2004-11-17T19:57:42Z

I AM 90% METAL HEAD!

I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys.....

Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com

Mmmm Mmmm Good.....

2004-06-13T13:49:30Z

I love me some papa bear... How can something so wrong feel so right. I love you with all of my heart...

Happy Birthday Va-Gina!

2004-05-23T23:23:56Z

I'm sorry it's a day late, But I have no internet. Note my lack of being online. *Withdrawles* I miss you like crazy. I got a bruse the other day and I thought of you. *Tear* I hope your Birthday went well. You can give me your birthday punches when I see you again. I heart you.

I'll always be your big scary roomate,
+Sarah+

Squeeeeek!

2004-05-07T21:26:13Z

Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Name:
Hair:	In a style so odd, it defies all laws of physics.
Clothes:	Dark and sexy. With randomly placed belts. Lots and lots of belts...
Powers:	Dark magic
Special Features:	Elf ears
Sidekick:	A small fairy that can get real annoying, real fast.
Attitude:	Evil. Just...Evil.
Weapon:	Squeeky Hammer

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Echo...

2004-05-04T17:00:43Z

Rooms empty, all thats left is my computer and I'm about to tare down my leaves. It's really upsetting. Through all the shit I went through this year I think all in all it was wonderful. Yanick, I loved living with you. I can't wait to get our apartment. You truly are my best friend. I love you my Lil' one. Gina, I thought I was gonna have to hate you, but you turned out to be one of the coolest roommates I could ever ask for. You being here made my stay all that much better. I know we had our dissarements, and I'm sorry for being a shit head alot of the time, but the bad was few and far between and the good memorioes will always be in my head. From playing our music back and forth and dancing like idiots, to listening to the Kenya song 50 times when we were supposed to be sleeping. And the humping, I'm gonna miss that the most. I'll always be your big scary roomate. Aggrrhhh... You know what I'm listening to right now????!?! THE POSTAL SERVICE!!! DAMN YOU GINA!! You better come visit me bitchface. I'm gonna miss you so much. and you know what?? MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD! Woot-wooT! And Jesse, I don't know if you even read this but if you do, I love you to pieces. I'm gonna miss runnin' downstairs and seeing you everyday, 10 hours a day. You helped me through alot and I can only hope that I have done half of what you've done for me. Who am I gonna hang out with when it's 4 in the 'morn and everyone else is asleep?!?! You are one of the most dedicated photographers I know and I look up to your amazing work habits and your even more amazing personality. I love you man.

To everyone else have a great summer and thank you for all the amazing times I've had here In the New Res.

Love,
Stogie, Sturges, and Sarah too..

So much to say....

2004-05-03T07:19:52Z

But I don't know how to say it.

I wanna get married, have my Autumn, and take my pictures. Then I'll be happy.

I give up.....

2004-04-28T08:39:46Z

I just can't do it... I never give up, but I have too. I'm so stressed it makes my body hurt. 10 hours. 10 FUCKING HOURS! And what did I get done?? 2 color prints. 2! I mean WTF??? I never do that. But thats not what im giving up on. That WILL be done by thursday. It's this paper. I can not write papers. If I could only make people understand how I feel when I know I have to write papers. I feel like crying right now. I need to take an incomplete. I don't even know what that intails. It kills me. I went to EVERY SINGLE ONE of my medieval classes. I love the literature, but I just can't write. I have never been able to express my ideas on paper. I still need 15 prints for class on thurs. and yet another 10 page paper for my women in film class on monday! Sooooo my whole last weekend of school is shot then I have to move out the VERY NEXT DAY! Not even one fuckin' day to just hang out with my friends, relax in the park, or even just pack, which I also havent started. God fuckin' damn this school. We pay OVER 1,000 bills a month to live in a fuckin' dorm with 5 other people and we dont even get one day after classes to chill. WTF??? Does anyone else realize that SVA is getting over $6,000 a month for each one of these shitty dorms??? People, think of the apartment you and 5 of your friends could get for 6,000!!!

I love SVA more than any thing, I always have. But on the other hand I hate this cock suckin' mutha fuckin' school. SVA used to be the shit. Now it's so over priced for what we get. And it doesnt mean a god damn thing to be accepted to this school anymore. There letting in so many people that are undesevering. I'm not saying if your work ain't great, cause mine ain't shit, but to be truly dedicated to your art, to live and breathe it. That's what it means to me. And it should be no less to others that want to come here. ARGGGGHHH. I wish I was in a pit right now so I could just bust fuckin' heads. But I'll just sit here in front of my Mac and stare at the black page that I can't type.

Goodnight.

Who needs sleep when you have friends that come out at night...

2004-04-22T18:12:30Z

Soooo yeah. I thought, THOUGHT, I was gonna go to bed around 3 last night when I got done printing. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking, because I know, and if you know me you know too, that that was not happening. I packed out my stuff while watching Inuyasha then Jesse & Pat came over. After taking a few wicked hits in the living room pat retired to his room. Me and Jesse the went down to his Apt. where he made the most amazing veggie burger I've ever had. It was fried in a pan with chopped up apracots..... then cheese, on wheat toast, spead with hummus. Who fuckin' knew?? Then pills and a multi-vitamn, Then fried almonds. I think if there was an old shoe around we woulda seasoned and tryed to fry that too. Then out to the deli. By now its 7am and the sun is up and so are we. I see uber hot guy and head into pick-a-bagel to take a closer look. Yummmy... Big, Tats, and Shaved. Just like I like um... we get milk, OJ, and B&W cookies.. go back to my apt. watch some of Pirates of the Caribian... then sleep a whole 2 and a half hours. Now I'm in class, bleh..
I think I'm gonna start documenting my nights. Yeah. I'm not sure if any of that made sence. But if it did, then it did. yeah.

Mmmm..... beer....

2004-04-16T15:49:04Z

Horray for getting shit faced tonight! WOO!

It's out, I'm a Prep.... An orange juice lovin' prep...

2004-04-07T20:54:25Z

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Prep
Your Favorite Band/Song	Five Iron Frenzy - Oh Canada
You Like To Read:	Biographies/Autobiographies
You Firmly Believe In:	Orange juice
Everyone Thinks You Are:	OMG WAY HOTT LOLZ
You Were Conceived:	In a record shop
You Will Marry:	A porn star

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

The many wonders of Fred. If this makes no sence to you then your fine.

2004-04-06T03:51:00Z

9:25 PM
love
la la la
ok
5 sec b4 i sign off
maybe i lied
ello ello
la la laaaaaaaaaaaaa
9:30 PM
whatcha up to?
shit
pickin your nose?
i always
you mad at me still
why would i be mad at you
not sure
im not mad, i just got the hint
look at my pretty new purplie photo i took
i'm on there too
you are?
my email is my email
sorry not a true metal metal
i know
i like you anyway for some reason
i just added you as my friend
i know
i do
always have
who seeing now
huh?
you had 2
now i have none
what
you none
yeah
what happened
lots of things
erf
erf is right
so what you getting drunk without me
9:40 PM
don't date masterbate
i dunno whats going on right now..
just kinda floating through the days
get through school
i don't want to be your downfall
its over in 3 weeks
your not going back
i am
but this year is over
already
yep
may
yepp
that's weird not june
art school crazyness
lordy me
9:45 PM
don't know what to do with you
i dont know what to do with me either
you dont have to do anything
taste you once again
you dont even need to talk me
and
and, sand, land, hand
hand is the key
to my pocket
one day me and you
9:50 PM
for ice cream?
sure
I gotta i gotta run
im lost...
but you know where to find me....
bye bye
email me your number
sent
yeah
i'll get in touch
9:55 PM
*poke*
"hurt"
*kisses*
sorry
MMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

omg omg omg drool.....

2004-04-01T09:03:08Z

Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
Your sex is
Your favorite color is
You are stuck there because	the penguins saved you
For _____ years	13
With
He/She will think you are	horny
You will	run far, far away

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Stolen from Ellen...

2004-03-18T19:41:32Z

Ladies of the Irish persuasion are unique in their character. They are a combination of a little girl, mother, hooker, and nun. They go from Bambi to Banshee in 3.7 seconds. They can bat their eyes, or blacken yours. They can love you with a passion and make you feel like a king. They can be frail and strong at the same time. Depending on their mood, they'll chastise you for drinking...or match you pint for pint. The ladies keep Irish men from killin' themselves and each other. But, they're like the grace of God... uncomprehendable but indespensible..

Damn straight....
+Gach Duine Titimid+

Stolen from Lil' Chris's journal.....

2004-03-14T15:38:53Z

23. Best friend(s)? Sarah, Janette, Adam
24. What do you have in common with them(or he/she)?: Sarah-literally everything, Janette and Adam-sense of humor
25. What do you like to do with them?: just hang out and talk
26. Most trustworthy: Sarah
27. Funniest: Adam
28. Dumbest: Adam
29. Smartest: Janette
30. Best Laugh: Sarah

I may not be the smartist... But it still brightened up my day....

Pragmatasim? bah.. i dunno

2004-03-02T23:35:22Z

Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
Username
The quality that most appeals to you:	Loyalty
In a survival situation, you:	Fight, and enjoy it
Your hidden talent is:	Pragmatism
Your gift is:	Irresistible attractiveness
In groups, you:	Work for a common goal
Your best quality is:	Your empathic nature
Your weakness is:	Being unforgiving

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

And this is one of the many reasons I love him.....

2004-02-23T05:51:57Z

Les: "I wanna buy this farm for sale when I get out of here. We can live there together. It's all flat land and has a lil red farm house on it. I'm gonna grow watermelons and peanuts. Not for selling but for my own personal supply."

Me: Can I grow a maple tree for me on the farm?"

Les: "Sure, It can be between the house and the peanuts."

fun fun fun

2004-02-20T20:59:51Z

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	everyonefallss
Your haiku:	black nail-polish off my fingers and passed out then i'm calling les
Username:

Created by Grahame